Stranger Danger? Ok Lets prank the stranger Shall we?

READ THE ENTIRE CONVO OR IT WONT BE FUNNY OR MAKE SENSE.
i used red because it scares people :)


Stranger: hey

You: Helloooooooo

Stranger: asl?please

You: why

You: creepo

Stranger: am curios to know with who am speakink, am normal, not creepo

You: u is a creeeep!

You: i talk bad because mother left me

Stranger: well my parents had divorse and am not talking like u

Stranger: u re a bad person

You: failll

You: no

You: i grew up in wal mart

You: my mom didnt get a divorse

You: my dad doesnt exist

Stranger: whats wal mart?

You: storeeeee

Stranger: so are u a girl or a boy

You: femaleoo :)

Stranger: i supposed that

Stranger: when did she left u?

You: when i was 4

You: no

You: 3

You: no

You: idk

You: i couldnt count then

Stranger: so with who did u lived with?

You: did i not just tell you i live in wal mart?!

Stranger: a store?

You: Im spilling my life out here to you and you critize mee :(

Stranger: i dont, but i usually dont speak eng so i dont understen everything

Stranger: where u from?

You: America!

Stranger: well am from croatia, do u know where is that?

You: nope!

You: i have no school

Stranger: how old are u then?

You: I LIKE TO BE IN AMERICAN, OKAY BY ME IN AMERICA, EVERYTHING FREE IN AMERICA

You: I is 9

Stranger: 9?????

You: Correctomunod

You: Correctomudo*

Stranger: dont know whats that

You: I dont know who you are

You: Lady say never talk to strangers

You: your name is stranger

You: Unless you lie nd your name is bob

You: than i can talk to you

Stranger: what are u doing on omegle then???everyone here is strangers!!!

You: I am looking fo rmy mothe

You: r

You: Have you seen her in egypt?

Stranger: HERE???

Stranger: I THINK U ARE WEIRD

You: I IS NOT WEIRDO!

Stranger: OH YES U ARE

You: OH NO I ISNT

You: I LEARN ENGLISH FROM OMELGE!

Stranger: U ARE

You: I IS WHAT?

Stranger: WEIRDO AND DISSTURBED PERSON

You: I AM NOT DISURBIA

Stranger: DONT WANNA LOSE MY TIME WITH U ANYMORE

You: BUT THAT SONG IS DELICIOSO!

You: NOOO!

You: IM SPILLING MY GUTS OUT TO YOU HERES

Stranger: U ARE LYING

You: I IS NOT

You: I IS NOT LYING

Stranger: I DONT TRUST U NOTHING

You: YOU NEED TO LEARN TO TRUST CHILDRENNNNNNN!

Stranger: HAHHAHA

You: YOUR MAKING ME CRY!

You: YOU IS*

Stranger: CRY THEN AND GO TO BED

You: I HAS NO BED

Stranger: I DONT CARE

You: I LIFE IN WALMART

Stranger: I DONT KNOW WHATS WALMART

You: Hey stop criticizing this child, she has had a hard life

Stranger: AND WHO ARE U

You: I am the manager/babysitting

Stranger: THEN TELL THIS CHILD TO PLAY SOMEWHWERE ELSE

You: Lower your tone with me young man.

You: She is not playing

You: This is her life.

You: She has no family

You: she lives in wal mart

You: what else do you expect!

You: Way to go now shes crying

Stranger: AM NOT GOING TO LOWER MY TONE AND I DONT KNOW WHATS A WAL MART??

You: your the biggest jerk shes talked to on here.

You: Wal mart is a store.

Stranger: STORE WITH FOOD AND STUFF?

You: Correct.

Stranger: THEN HOW SHE HAVE A COMPUTER

You: The stores computers

You: I must get back to my store

You: goodbye.